You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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