i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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