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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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