in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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