I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Are we still banned from the library?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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