just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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