Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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