My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
