why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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