Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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