i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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