What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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