I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize