dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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