What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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