5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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