Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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