other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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