bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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