Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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