i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Pooping to opera.
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