from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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