why didn't you poke me back
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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