every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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