just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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