Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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