I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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