So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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