:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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