PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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