rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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