you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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