Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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