Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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