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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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