I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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