Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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