Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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