I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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