did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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