i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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