I am in a vortex of obligation.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We were destined to go to rehab together
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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