knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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