Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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