I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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