3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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