David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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