He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
