It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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