Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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