dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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