what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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