hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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