You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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