It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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