The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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