how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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