GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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